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Breakfast burritos and blue hair
Seeing Sage Francis in Reno with Who Cares
Photos taken of us planking, mochi and mushrooms
If you're a snake, I'm a crocodile; matching tattoos
Ring finger hearts: 10 bucks apiece
Milpitas for a week: fireworks, nude beach
You called me the glue that kept us stuck
I was the first one phoned when you lost your skunk
Two Kicking Chickens - let's get retarded
Taught each other cuss words in kindergarten
Sleds, snorkels, shaved legs and 3-ways
Hangovers for Christmas and "Cold" from Crossfade
"My dick bigger than a bridge"
Donuts once a week and a key to my crib
Campfire songs - your beats, my words
On a list of producers, I'm putting you first
A fishing trip on a makeshift pirate ship
Taking a piss, getting ghost pepper on your dick
When giving me shit, you're a heartless prick
That's why I love you. No matter how hard you hit
Aqua Teen, Jesus Saves - "ow, my Playstation!"
Water and graffiti under the bridge
"Hey, you with the hair!" "Naaaked"
It's L-E-P and JP the Kid

[Hook] x2
To all my friends both old and new
The few that left, the slew that stayed true:
For all the shit I put you through
This one's for you

[Verse]
I remember LA like it was yesterday;
Amateurs in Dodge Challengers, 3 Days Grace
Peanut butter, chocolate chips and mushrooms
Pistol Pete and Pablo blessing the booze
A fast-paced race on the hood of my Camry
We cared about nothing and we were happy
Rock Band and Redline, Batman and Superman
Papers past bedtime, no thought of future plans
You had patience with my flagrant hatred of the beep
When I drank a fifth of vodka and puked in my sleep
We had dreams of faking our deaths
You bought me a bandanna the day we met
You'd shoot a Fruit Loop into my eyeball,
I'd scare the whores away with a blow-up doll
A winter without heat was a minor setback
Same thing when the cops thought we had a meth lab
At first, it hurt seeing you on that I.V.
Thinking "no, you can't go! You're my P.I.C!"
Remember when that huge dildo went missing?
We looked everywhere and never found out who did it
I couldn't thank you enough for saving my raps
I'm sorry I snitched when I saw you in that crash
When she cheated, you were right there plank side
The same way I wanted to be when Tank died

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[Verse]
Do you remember your 21st birthday
or how we hated each other in 3rd grade?
Now we argue over which one of us is the best
Through "Vampires," "Meth" and whatever's next
It hurt when I heard you went to prison
I won't forget our summer without shoes
I could've taken a minute to visit
full of backpacks, brawls, bad calls and bold moves
You're the number one ninja in my book
back flips, the cave; you taught me to be brave
and everyone knows about the bike you took
And we say "hi" and "bye" with a punch in the face
You made me squeal like a pig and yell "rape"
And took me to my first and only rave
You guys dressed up like robbers and blind-sided me
I almost forgot that. Thanks for reminding me
Hey yo, te extrano, mi amigo
I miss hitting on chicks and trips to Chico
From pissing down slides to spitting out rhymes
You always let me be me, bro
The two man tribe getting live at the casino
The kind of money I could never spend
Gangsters and goofballs; Wasp and the gringo
I only wish I was a better friend